Pick-up lines #2

The brother was craving for durians so off we went, home-attired without make-up and sporting a bad hair day, to find a Thai stall assistant said hello and mumbled to himself sui mak mak while opening up a durian. Reached home googled for those words and surprisingly, my day has been made.

On the news:

• Obama isn't too keen on Britney Spears or Paris Hilton, and so are her two daughters, Malia and Sahsa.
• A six-year-old Texas girl returned home after having half of her brain removed in June.
• Hackers are increasing aiming at iPhones and Macintosh computers as the Apple devices gain popularity worldwide.
• UK's largest employers' organisation has warned that UK economy is deteriorating faster than it previously thought. What a gloomy world...